(WatchBlog McGee is a fictionalized blogger but reports on actual, flesh and bone, real-life fantasy football leagues. This year, he is embedded deep in the CFFFL, and will be periodically blogging on league matters.)
WatchBlog here again. “Special Edition” loses a lot of meaning when I have one every week, but the pre-game news just keeps flowing at an alarming rate. Let’s get to it.
Bit-O-Honey
It was bound to happen. 7 weeks into the CFFFL season, and finally it did. The Honey Badger actually came out of his hole, and didn’t see his shadow (or maybe he did, who knows?) but regardless, he came out long enough to actually make a couple of roster moves, and is fielding a complete team for the first time since week 4. This is bad news for the PlowBoys, as they were poised to win their second game of the year against the only team ranked behind them. Instead, the Boys will have to pull off an upset to win, and if they don’t they will slip to the last ranked team going into the last half of the (likely last) CFFFL regular season.
Bit-O-Hottez
In other shocking CFFFL developments, Lauren “I also have a job where I can write long rambling posts about stupid fantasy football” Cook also adjusted her week 7 roster and, as a result, finds her team favored to win their 3rd game overall, and second against fellow CFFFL bottom feeder, Easily Offensive. The Hottez wit da bodiez manager released a statement coinciding with the moves in which she confusingly referenced unknown red head Will Barker (WatchBlog could find no such player listed in the CFFFL database,) made several remarks of Ginger hatred, and then attributed her new found interest in CFFFL matters to an upcoming game against this blogger, rather than her actual opponent, the Offensives. It is unclear whether some sort of nasal ingestion of glue or other adhesive was involved prior to the “press release,” but if it were the case, this type of behavior might explain the Hottez draft strategy...
Bit-O-Commish
The question remains: Why? Inside reports strongly suggest that Commissioner Gary “That’s my chair” Cook has been heavy handed in the past with other teams, and was doubly so this week with the Badger, in an effort to “encourage” participation. The question of why such force was applied going into week 7, and was not applied on the Badger in weeks 5 or 6 raises some serious questions as to the Commish agenda. It is obvious that the team hurt most by the strong arming of the Badger is the PlowBoys, a team which seems to need no help in losing on a weekly basis. Some CFFFL sources have whispered that the Commish holds a deep grudge against PlowBoys manager Norman “this week of all weeks, Badger? Really?” Cook for an incident that could only be described as “The forced shared bedroom debacle.” WatchBlog could not get anyone to elaborate on the incident, but he will continue to follow this story...
WatchBlog out.
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