(WatchBlog McGee is a fictionalized blogger but reports on actual, flesh and bone, real-life fantasy football leagues. This year, he is embedded deep in the CFFFL, and will be periodically blogging on league matters.)
WatchBlog here again. Two games have finished early this weekend in the CFFFL, and both matchups had a little extra oomph to them. Let’s get to it.
The most highly anticipated matchup of the season thus far between the last 2 remaining undefeated CFFFL teams finally kicked off at noon today, and seemed to end shortly thereafter. The Lions appeared to be no match for The Cute Little Puppies, managed by Stacy “Dialysis makes you football smart” Cook, who put out their lowest offensive numbers of the season, but still managed to treat The Lions like a chew toy and win by over 20 points. Matt “If Drew Brees doesn’t get me 30, I don’t have a shot” Johnson’s team finally ran out of mojo and was not able to keep their improbable win streak alive. His Lions will go hungry this week, but perhaps they can dine on Cousin flesh next week...
The second early game of the weekend involved two managers who have been extremely familiar with one another for years, dating all the way back to the decade of man perms and parachute pants. Although, going into this weekend, the combined winning percentage of the two teams was only .500, both teams played as if something much larger was on the line, such as who would have to clean the toilets this week. While it was no surprise that Cindy “I’m kinda into rainbow hair” Cook’s Leftovers put up another impressive point total in week 4, it was very surprising that her opponent, Jerry “I finally broke 100 points, thanks March Sanchez!” Cook kept pace all the way to the bitter end. Unfortunately for J Cook, achieving what will likely be the second best point total in the league for week 4 only produced yet another loss.
There are several compelling story lines in the remaining games which will finish up tomorrow. The most compelling of course involves the potential first win of the season for the PlowBoys who lead their game going into tomorrow by less than a quarter of a point. I, for one, wouldn’t want to be around the Easily Offensive executive offices tomorrow night if that lead holds up...
WatchBlog out.
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