WatchBlog here again. You've seen my bottom 4, now here's my top 6 of the 2012 CFFFL draft ranked 1 - 6.
1. Quail Hunters - It doesn't seem to matter what position they draft, whether the draft is online or in person, whether it is 2011 or 2012, or whether they show up to make their own picks or not, when Draft Day is over, you can be sure the Quail Hunters are going to be on top. Even drafting 6th overall, they still were able to come away with an elite QB, an elite WR, an elite TE, and a pair of pretty nice RBs to boot. The most puzzling aspect of the Quail Hunters' drafting prowess over the past 2 seasons is that manager Amanda "Oh, you meant THIS Saturday?" Cook has never taken part in one. 2 drafts in a row she has put her faith in a competing manager, her dad, to not only draft well for her team, but to do so at the expense of his own roster. This bold strategy has worked so well, that many managers have considered abandoning the draft altogether and just letting Jerry "if Eli breaks his neck this year, we'll know it's my fault" Cook to just select the players for every team next year. If the Hunters have a weakness it is in their lack of depth at most every position, but if their starters stay healthy, you can bet they will be in the "Hunt" for another ring. Grade: A+
2. MotherBoy - In another chapter from the book "The Rich Just Keep Getting Richer" the two best drafts in 2012 were from the two CFFFL Super Bowl participants in 2011. With strengths at every position, Gary "If you were hot, mother, we would win" Cook's new and improved MotherBoy squad is poised to make another run at the crown, and hopes to dethrone the Quail Hunters after an embarrassing 101-75 loss to them in the Championship game last year. To help his own cause, the Commish made a "slight realignment" of the divisions so that suddenly the 3 worst drafted teams are now in his division. A lucky coincidence I'm sure. Based on this team's win at all cost attitude, this team is awarded second best draft honors. Grade: A
3. Hottez wit da bodiez - Running away with the most improved draft category is Lauren "First I had to drive 45 minutes, and then it lasted 3 hours? Whatevs..." Cook and her Hottez wit da bodiez. Moving away from her previous "Hots Only" strategy Lauren delivered with an impressive squad. Where her strategy may have failed her is that she seemed to go with "Fragile Players Only." Expect this team's starters to win the "Most Missed Playing Time" award. Between Foster, Vick, Gore, and P. Thomas, a healthy dose of injury replacements will be necessary - not exactly the Hottez strong suit based on 2011. Nevertheless, a job well done. Grade: A
4. Leftovers - After finishing in 4th place in 2011, the Leftovers followed up with a 4th ranked draft. You've got to love their consistency. And honestly, you've got to love their draft. Ray Rice just by himself can make just about anyone have a good draft. Follow it up with a solid QB some great WRs, some traditionally solid RBs, and even a great K, and anyone can see why this team will be a tough out. Cindy "if I had been drafting for Amanda, I would have started with a kicker" Cook will try to avoid a late season tumble like the one she suffered in 2011, and hopes instead for a much stronger finish. Her QB health will probably determine that again this year, and with Stafford, that's never a guarantee. Grade: A
5. 47ers - Jerry "I'm by far the best drafter in this league, just not for my team" Cook's 47ers looks good based on projections, however serious concerns abound with closer examination. RB Chris Johnson was no where near a top player in 2011, but has been dominant in the past. Calvin Johnson is an unquestioned stud, but after an unbelievable 2011, will undoubtedly be facing defenses game planning specifically for him. The same could be said for Eli Manning, coming off a second NFL title. Of course, if great players could be stopped easily, then they wouldn't be great, and for that reason, the 47ers should be commended. Grade: A
6. Sugar Gliders - While Shoshana "can you just skip me this round?" Cook had previously co-managed in the CFFFL, it was widely known that her participation in day to day team activities was non-existent. As such it was a surprise when it was announced that one of the two new replacement teams would be managed by her. The Sugar Gliders' manager did not hide her 1st draft jitters, and appeared uncomfortable for the entire first half of the draft. However, you shouldn't confuse jitters with lack of preparation. Armed with a cell phone and unlimited texting capabilities, the Sugar Gliders took an in person draft, and re-inserted an electronic component. Though unconventional, the mix worked as the Gliders emerged with a salty and balanced attack. As with most of the top teams, her bench is a bit suspect, but which ever of these top teams emerges the healthiest, will likely land on top. Because season projections for each team with a draft ranked 2 - 6 had a margin of separation of a mere 7 points, it is no wonder that each received an identical draft grade. Grade: A
Only 6 teams make the playoffs. Don't be surprised if everyone of them comes from the list above. WatchBlog out.
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